This blog will start with a lot of quotes and re-printings from my Facebook stuff and then it will wander horribly and you may come to hate it, in time, like a rambling run-on sentence that goes on and on and on... and... oh. So, yeah... blog.
PS The name is from an expired AOL account from back when people used that. Don't read into it, I had a Golden Dawn phase for like a month.
My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark
WELP
GUESS WHATS GONNA BE STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL NIGHT.
Wow fuck yeah. Second favorite post nsync career.
Source: fapitalism
Originally from GORE BLOG
it*
i fucking knew it…
HEY LOOK EVERYONE! Whiny Cannibal finally found his sense of humor!!
Source: run-because-shia-labeouf
Originally from Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf
I don’t panic here because I know what’s next. “Do you think <Random Douche #5> likes me? Should I put out for him? You’re such a good listener.”
I used to reassure the girls, and comfort them, and try to give them stand up advice. Now I tell them to keep their legs and mouth shut and objectively watch him prove what a dick he is. Of course, now my friends are adults, not teenagers sooo…
(via onlylolgifs)
Originally from Khrystynaaaa
brb dying
NO WAY THIS IS WAY TOO GOOD! YES!!!
um…. I’m never gonna look at pens the same way XD
Little gifted :P
Fuck…
(via dathremar)
Source: miakosamuio
Originally from Don't let the muggles get you down.
you got that right, love!
So true. I see ugly skinny bitches AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL DAAAAYYYYYY.
(via sexysize14plus)
Source: jarajellyy
Originally from cupcake.
this is fucking disgusting. ehow, i have lost all respect for you.
Shit like this is hilarious to me. You want to know how to attract a straight man. A vagina and an attitude. Works every time. Single straight men are like stray dogs, just looking for someone to pet them.
Source: noreasontobreathe
Originally from Counting Bodies Like Sheep
Yes, the Tumblr has finally reached my brain and I have no choice but to love Nicki Minaj. I’m sadly awaiting further side affects, like loving Disney’s El Dorado or wanting to watch Fringe.
Source: youtube.com
hexed-melting-cock.
win.
raised-by-the-cock
clawthecock
Oh, my…
jack0ffcock
HAHAH I JUST HAD TO.Beardedcock hahahahahaha
sociallyawkwardcock.
#winning.
cockcitylove
pococky
Iloverubbercocks hahahahaha :)
cockremar
voodoocock
Source: supaspicy
Originally from ♥ all i ever wanted was the w o r l d ♥
Thank you. I normally make pumpkin pie when upset, or paint lol
Shouldn’t eat paint. Ah? ;)
